Thirty-fourth Lotus

[spandexisyouth]

Three out of ten? THREE? And if I was more enthusiastic I would get [There's an inksmear of frustration here.]

I will show them.

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[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

And what's my rank?

[spandexisyouth]

Whose harem? I am fine if that is Bastet's harem.

And who is Maldives?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

But not if it was Fred's?

[spandexisyouth]

I think I am a good friend to Fred and that I know her better than Apple.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Unless they've been seeing each other while you're away. Maybe she's cheating on you with Apple?

[spandexisyouth]

I was not away, I was injured. There is a difference! And you cannot cheat on a friend. I do not think.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Same thing.
If Genius started seeing me more and made me his best friend instead, that would be cheating, right?

[spandexisyouth]

I would be sad because it meant I would see him and you both less but it would not be cheating.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

No that would be me going insane.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Aw, Genius. That hurts.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[spandexisyouth]

Bell does not have nunchucks, and I do not self-flagellate, and what is S&M?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Ask Gene.

[spandexisyouth]

Is Gene an expert?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

No, but he offered to explain the collar before.

[spandexisyouth]

S&M is like the collar? Maybe I should not ask. I do not want him upset with me.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

...huh?
Who is the father?

[spandexisyouth]

If Bell could not get pregnant when he had a female body, Gene cannot get pregnant when he is still in his male body.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Jesus! HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOT HEARD OF TMI?!?!?!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I only had that female body for a short time. But Gene's had more than enough time in his male body to incubate an egg or two. You never know. It's been determined we're not all human.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

[....................]

[she'll go look for the pieces of her brain now and soak them in bleach or something.]

[iattractmushi]

[He sees this and goes 'wat.']

All logical issues with that statement aside, no one can get pregnant in Edensphere anyway.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

That would be Gai with the nun-chucks.