Thirty-fourth Lotus

[spandexisyouth]

Three out of ten? THREE? And if I was more enthusiastic I would get [There's an inksmear of frustration here.]

I will show them.

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[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

...huh?
Who is the father?

[spandexisyouth]

If Bell could not get pregnant when he had a female body, Gene cannot get pregnant when he is still in his male body.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Jesus! HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOT HEARD OF TMI?!?!?!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I apparently missed it before. I think you'll have to explain that one again.

[spandexisyouth]

How is that TMI? It is not possible for it to happen!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I only had that female body for a short time. But Gene's had more than enough time in his male body to incubate an egg or two. You never know. It's been determined we're not all human.

[spandexisyouth]

I do not have an answer for that. But I do not think that is a likely thing to happen.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't know. But I'm in no rush to be an uncle, personally.

[live_ringer]

Good to know you won't be disappointed by the lack of nieces and nephews, then.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I guess Genius will be lacking in potato chips for his porn later, then.
Shame, Gene. Think of the Inappropriate Starches that will never be.

[live_ringer]

A regular tragedy. It would be easier to keep up if his level of demand wasn't so high. But for now, I suppose we'll have to stick to Appropriate Starches to make up for the lack.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[live_ringer]

Up until you reach the third pint.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

[....................]

[she'll go look for the pieces of her brain now and soak them in bleach or something.]

[iattractmushi]

[He sees this and goes 'wat.']

All logical issues with that statement aside, no one can get pregnant in Edensphere anyway.

[spandexisyouth]

Yes! There is that too!

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

The livestock at the Farm seem to manage it.

[Paaaaauuuuse.]

Not that I am implying anything.

[spandexisyouth]

They do, but no person has gotten pregnant here.