Fifteenth Lotus

[spandexisyouth]

Truth! I must thank you for offering to give my son a place to stay when he arrived, but he has decided to stay with us.

Bastet and Crow and anyone else who knew Lotus from before, he is back! My son is here!

Genius. Those were a lot of games.

Comments

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more like your bed. Or a bed. There's one over there you three are not using, I'm sure.

He's not going to put me in the doghouse. He'd be cold if he did.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You can sleep with Boss. Have fun with that.

But he has the love of parenthood to keep him warm now.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I bet he's grabby in his sleep. Sounds fun.

Yeah, sure.

[spandexisyouth]

Wait. I do not understand. You want his bed too?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Yes, Youth. His bed too. I'm collecting beds.

Sleeping with Genius would be like sharing your bed with a big plush.

[spandexisyouth]

Oh. Okay.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Don't worry...

[spandexisyouth]

If you say not to, then I will not.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Good. You'll be my plush tonight, hm?

[spandexisyouth]

I would like that.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You know [A pause] your kid might see this.

[spandexisyouth]

There is nothing little

Plush is harmless!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Are you harmless?

[spandexisyouth]

I think I am misunderstanding something.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Never mind. You may be a harmless plush, Youth, but I'm not.

[spandexisyouth]

But you would never harm me.

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

Dad, what is a plush? And why does Bell want you to be one?

Does this have something to do with him being a pervert?

[spandexisyouth]

It is like a pillow, but shaped like a person. And that is because it is cold right now!

[There's a pause. He really doesn't know how much to say about anything.]

It might have a little to do with that.

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay!

...that sounded too ghostish

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Hey Phantom! Are you calling me fat? I'm wounded!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Cuddly. And benign.
And full of inappropriate starches.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Benign?

I'm taking that as you saying I'm fat. I'm gonna go cry in the corner now and eat bonbons.

Huh. You know what? I kinda miss bonbons. Or at least superfluous confections like bonbons.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of "won't molest me in my sleep," but you can consider yourself fat if you'd like.

And if I find any superfluous confections, I'll send them your way.

...imma gonna make superfluous confections his new catchphrase just watch

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Well I won't do that either.

Like donuts! Or cupcakes in the little plastic packages. It's the little civilized things that I miss.

its a good catchphrase. he and blood can hunt superfluous confections together.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, shame.

Maybe the Wilderness will turn into a convenience store for you.