Fifteenth Lotus

[spandexisyouth]

Truth! I must thank you for offering to give my son a place to stay when he arrived, but he has decided to stay with us.

Bastet and Crow and anyone else who knew Lotus from before, he is back! My son is here!

Genius. Those were a lot of games.

Comments

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Your psyche needs more sex in it.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

How come I haven't seen your perverted fantasy yet?! SO NOT FAIR!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you do have a pervert in you, hm?
You want to watch my porn? If you come over, we can sit on the couch and watch.

Or you can watch something live action.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Yes I did a complete 180 in the few days you haven't seen me. Didn't you read the tabloid? I went into space. Anything is possible.

OR NOT!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

The aliens abducted you, clearly.

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

What is porn? And a pervert? And if you are going to have a party, can I come and watch too?

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

They ruin the sheets and make lots of noise. Seems like a boring party.

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

Oh. That does not sound very interesting at all. Why do they do it then? And why would Bell invite someone over to watch ruining the sheets and making noise?

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Some build castles in the sky.

Others build them in the gutter.

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

Oh. Bell builds castles in the gutter...

Okay. I think I understand now. A little bit. I am still not sure why he would want to ruin sheets though. That does not seem like a very good idea.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

It is. Very boring.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Mmmhmm.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

VERY BORING. IT'S NOT FUN AT ALL.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

So says Mr. Unicorn

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'd have fun at all, Genius.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

... [Uhhhhhhh. Someone lacks a witty comeback here.]

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

Qi explained what porn is and it does not sound like much fun. But I still do not know what a pervert is.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Ask your dad.

[spandexisyouth]

BELL! YOU ARE CORRUPTING LOTUS! AND HE HAS NOT EVEN BEEN HERE A WEEK!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oops?

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

Why do you say that he is corrupting me, Dad? I do not understand.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Yes, 'dad,' explain.

[spandexisyouth]

BELL! You are Why are you doing this? I do not want I just want to protect him.

[spandexisyouth]

He is making comments that are not going to lead to good places.

[lotus-bloomed.livejournal.com]

Oh. Should I stop reading what he says?