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Twenty-second Lotus - blooming twice

[There are a lot of spots on the page where his pen has rested as he tries to figure out what to write and how. Then his familiar handwriting starts.]

I do not know how to apologize since I still do not know what happened but I am sorry and I am back! And I would like to see everyone who wants to see me.

[There's more pen resting.]

I have a brother now! It is not worth dying over. But now I have one, and I wanted one. So that is good at least.

I think that I need to figure out how to alter the direction of my kick in mid-air. Does anyone have suggestions?

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Where did that come from all of a sudden? Not that I am refusing you.

...Didn't you just offer me your crumpets?

They are not normally something one has for breakfast. [That's what kippers are for, man.]

...but I suppose there could be an exception made. As long as you agree to serve tea as well as coffee at this breakfast.

Oh. They sound like breakfast!

Sure, coffee, tea, crumpets and whatever stereotypical American food we can think of. A meeting of the food.

You should bring whatever foods you think appropriate. [Pause... somehow she doesn't think he would find her bringing fish to breakfast very funny, though she thinks kippers are pretty good.

....

Tea for breakfast? Well, why not.]

I can bring scones as well, I suppose.

[failure to adult in 3, 2, 1...]

Too bad I don't have anymore poptarts. Those are very American. I think.

Oh! But we could make waffles! Get some fresh fruit from the marketplace! With real whipped cream...yum.

Real whipped cream, hm? You do know how to show a lady a good time, don't you? It's a wonder you still have that unicorn of yours.

It is merely a breakfast invitation, Bell.

Of course. Though that doesn't mean it can't be preceded by other fun invitations. Or followed by them, even.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BREAKFAST YOU PERVERT!

Oh, were you?

Yes! It's me and Fred

--wait that means nothing to you--

argh!

[...what in Rassilon's name is a poptart?]

Waffles? That does sound rather good, yes.

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Twenty-second Lotus - blooming twice

5/5, yeah i guess i'm done >_>

/facepalm

LOL this is just turning into a complete <s>train</s>shipwreck

Oh good lord its like watching a car crash in slo mo

You can't look away... but jeez, why would you want to?

i keep expecting the peanut gallery to cut in

we were busy enjoying the show?

Or busy doing... other things. With certain green-clad persons.

I don't know what you are talking about, missy.

and now he clues in

and we call him 'genius'...

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...well, there they are. Lol.