Thirty-first Lotus

[spandexisyouth]

My name is Gai.

You may use it or Youth as you would like. I have not been very youthful of late; Gai might fit better. But I will not be upset whichever one someone uses.

If anyone who is without their weapons needs assistance with the basics of hand-to-hand, I am available to instruct.

Comments

the mun is five

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Gai? Like Guy or Gay

Wait, maybe I'll just ask you in person.

LOL

[spandexisyouth]

I do not need to hide the way my name is pronounced. Gai, as in a person. I am not gay.

/Snort

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

So Gai pronounced guy--wait a minute. Yes you are.

WHEEEE

[spandexisyouth]

Exactly.

I am what? Gay? I am not. Why would you think I am?

he stikes that last bit out after reading bell's comment

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Ah...You--Gai. Buddy. Pal. Gay means...er you know. You bat for the same side--no wait. You won't get that metaphor. It describes the preference you have for Bell. Get it? You guys are boyfriends so that means you're gay. Or bi. Although bi would mean you're also attracted to girls and I don't know that nor do I want to and for the love of God how has this conversation not come up before?

[spandexisyouth]

I am straight.

Please do not mind anything that I write about my cousin right now. It is all correct.

I am getting a headache.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

No you're really not. Unless you're Bell-sexual OR Bell is hiding something. AND IF HE IS I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

Your...cousin? You remembered something about your cousin too?

I'm missing something aren't I?

[spandexisyouth]

I am Bell-friendly. I do not know what you are sa

Things change when I try to write about Bell. Or anything along those lines.

I have no memories of a cousin. But writing "my cousin" changes into "my cousin." That did not work. Since it has allowed me to write it before I do not think it is dangerous to try working around it, but I do not like being made to be even more unclear than normal.

Fecking name change

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I didn't say friendly.

What?

[pause, reading through comments, so confused]

What do you mean change?

Yo-gai...whatever...are you feeling ok? I don't like it either, man friend. :( Is this a Tree thing?

LOL.

[spandexisyouth]

I did not write friendly either. But it came out like that.

I mean I cannot write what I mean when it comes to Bell. I keep calling my cousin my co [inksmear of frustration.]

I am feeling fine. It is a Tree thing, and it is new, and I hope it goes away.

Youth or Gai, please. I do not think I like Yo-gai.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

So sexual became friendly?

What you mean...boyfriend. Squishy. Really? That's kinda--ew! Why is it replacing THAT with COUSIN! WRONG WRONG WRONG!

GROSS.

It's gonna take me a while to get used to Gai.

[spandexisyouth]

No. No. Basically. HAH!

I do not know why. It is very wrong, and very annoying.

That is fine. As long as you do not combine the two it will be good.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting the kid detail. He's probably not gay.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh right.

/headdesk

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Figures it would be you who went there.]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

[If you were gay, I'd shout HURRAY!]