Forty-first Lotus

[spandexisyouth]

[The post is jointly written by Gai and Kagerou. Their writing is very different from each other's, but they used colored pens to make the difference stand out even more. Gai is green, Kagerou is red.]

We have noticed that many people in the Tree are down or discouraged, and that will not do!

Thus, we would like to propose a solution in the form of a foolproof cure for heavy hearts!

And there is just one clear cure that works for all...

We are opening a one-day, free-for-all, pick-you-up

HUG BOOTH

in the Bazaar.

And then! After the booth has run its course, I shall be out and about to deliver hugs in person to those who found themselves unable to make it to the booth itself! Do not worry, I know that a booth is an... intimidating thing!

We hope to see many of you there! Please don't be shy~

[[ooc: Lin, Gai's last bit is just for you~ Hallowd will be putting up the open log connected to this shortly.]]

Comments

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Dude the only appropriate thing that should come from a booth is change for a toll. Anything else adds a level of skeeve.

[spandexisyouth]

There is no level of skeeve to simple hugs. And other things come from booths! Water, or popcorn, or prizes!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You give simple hugs but there's no telling what other people do. See right there, popcorn and prizes. Often associated with circuses, which are usually run by circuit midgets, who are by nature skeevy!

[spandexisyouth]

I give simple hugs and so does Kagerou, and we are the two giving hugs, so it is safe to come by. And I do not know what a circus midget is.

how about a circuit midget?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

They're midgets that work in the circus, also called Carnies, although I think Carnies define all circus and carnival workers, not just the little people. The wee folk. Vertically Challenged.

Nope. Not that either.

[spandexisyouth]

Children work in circuses and carnivals and you call them Carnies and Circus Midgets.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Huh? Exploited children work in circuses I guess. Why bring that up? I thought you were trying to be all happy and optimistic and stuff.

[spandexisyouth]

I was trying to see if that was what you were talking about. But you are right! This is supposed to be about optimism! Come for a hug, Genius! Or two!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh no. I'm good thanks.

[spandexisyouth]

I can make a hug delivery.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You sound busy, running a booth and everything. I'm good. Got plenty of hugs stored up.

Like a fat chipmunk for the winter. Storing up...hugs.

[spandexisyouth]

You cannot store up hugs! That is not possible!

I will find you.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I was never touched as much as I am in this place.

...That came out wrong.

Point is, I don't need a hug!

[spandexisyouth]

That is sad. Everyone should have regular hugs, here and back at home.

Why not? Have you had one today?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Some people aren't huggy people.



Yes.

[spandexisyouth]

But you have a friend that is very huggy.

Good! And this way you have one tomorrow too. Come to the booth! Or I can find you! ...I will have chips there, and not Fred's kind of chips!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Gee do I?

How about I just take an IOU?

[spandexisyouth]

Yes! You do!

Why would you take that? It is not as satisfying as a hug.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Really? Who?

An IOU means--you're never gonna let me go hugless are you?

[spandexisyouth]

Me!

Nope! So give in and come be hugged, Genius!