spandexisyouth | Twenty-second Lotus

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Twenty-second Lotus - blooming twice

[There are a lot of spots on the page where his pen has rested as he tries to figure out what to write and how. Then his familiar handwriting starts.]

I do not know how to apologize since I still do not know what happened but I am sorry and I am back! And I would like to see everyone who wants to see me.

[There's more pen resting.]

I have a brother now! It is not worth dying over. But now I have one, and I wanted one. So that is good at least.

I think that I need to figure out how to alter the direction of my kick in mid-air. Does anyone have suggestions?

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[Too late someone is hyperventilating slightly]

I AM CHAINING ALL OF YOU TOGETHER!!

As long as you let us put on harem pants first.

I'M SERIOUS DERRICK!!

...You don't have the legs for them anyways.

OH SNAP YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.

BRING IT OLD MAN!

DO YOU WANT NOOGIES?

I BELIEVE YOU ARE BEGGING FOR ME TO NOOGIE YOU.

Ok I take it back.

OLD MAN WITH THE MENTALITY OF A 4TH GRADER!!

It's third grade. Try to keep up.

Sorry. Be sure to bring me back lots of finger paint drawings for the fridge.

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Twenty-second Lotus - blooming twice

Twin-cest?! /screams

I'M SURE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SHIPS IT

....oksomaybeidoalittle SHUT UP DONT JUDGE ME!!

HAAAAAWT

LOL ILU

RULE ??? OF THE INTERNET- SOMEONE SHIPS IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.

...and now I want some Rick Castle/Topher Brink fics. IDK how that would work but i'd lol

I just want Fran Kranz to guest star on Castle so I can make a non-shooped icon of the twins /azy

He needs to be a dead body so we're ready for the next spamily death/crisis