Are we gonna get out a guitar and sing Kumbaya? Cause that's where it looks like you're going with this. Look, it feels good to have because it's in the species best interest to feel that way. Doesn't matter why, just that's how it is and we've benefited from it for ages. I'm not really that interested in why you like Youth or why you seem to be a raging shipper. If that's how you're made and it makes you both happy as clams, then cool. Right on. Go for it. Have lots and lots of middle of the night grope sessions. Doesn't mean I want to be updated about it.

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NO THAT'S NOT WHY. Because I'm not interested in Derrick! His exploits are not relevant to my interests.